Apr 24

*Steals pictures of booties from the internet*

I’m an internet pirate

Anonymous asked:
If you found a girl had your photo in her locker would that be cool or weird to you?

It’d be weird. Like why not just have real me in your locker?!?! Hmm? Wake up America

Anonymous asked:
Are you a sociopath? This isn't even a joke, I am completely serious.

Yo momma’s a sociopath.

Sick burn

Anonymous asked:
You held a door for me today so I told my friend and also ily :))

I’m glad my door opening skills are satisfactory!

hatesful:

my blueberry muffin looks exactly like my dog I’m gonna cry

hatesful:

my blueberry muffin looks exactly like my dog I’m gonna cry

Source: ghostfawns

undoubtedlyfabulous replied to your post: Me with my many friends.

Wow how could you not have friends your face is fukin beautiful

you are an A+ human being

Do me for the Vine

obsessedwiththeroyals:

George throwing a bitch to the floor

The world is coming to an end. So where would you rather die? Here? or in a Jaeger!

thecityhorse:

adriofthedead:

swearbythefrecklesonthemoon:

chekhovs:

The Animal Rescue Site is having trouble getting enough people to click on it daily so they can meet their quota of getting FREE FOOD donated every day to abused and neglected animals in their shelters.
It takes less than a minute (only about 15 seconds actually) to go to their site and click on the purple box titled, ‘Click Here to Give - it’s FREE!’. Every click gives about .6 bowls of food to sheltered dogs. You can also click daily!
Keep in mind that this does not cost you a thing. Their corporate sponsors/advertisers use the number of daily visits to donate food to abandoned/neglected animals in exchange for advertising. [via.]
Go to the website HERE.

It’s just a click… takes about 1 or 2 seconds.

there’s no pop-up ads or anything on the site
just click it once and you’re done

if all of my followers click, it’s more than a few thousand meals so.. please?

thecityhorse:

adriofthedead:

swearbythefrecklesonthemoon:

chekhovs:

The Animal Rescue Site is having trouble getting enough people to click on it daily so they can meet their quota of getting FREE FOOD donated every day to abused and neglected animals in their shelters.

It takes less than a minute (only about 15 seconds actually) to go to their site and click on the purple box titled, ‘Click Here to Give - it’s FREE!’. Every click gives about .6 bowls of food to sheltered dogs. You can also click daily!

Keep in mind that this does not cost you a thing. Their corporate sponsors/advertisers use the number of daily visits to donate food to abandoned/neglected animals in exchange for advertising. [via.]

Go to the website HERE.

It’s just a click… takes about 1 or 2 seconds.

there’s no pop-up ads or anything on the site

just click it once and you’re done

if all of my followers click, it’s more than a few thousand meals so.. please?

Source: hamandheroin

droolcie:

Ouch, my heart.

droolcie:

Ouch, my heart.

Source: reddit.com

radsanta:

radsanta:

a cute boy randomly started texting me and is being rly nice to me?//????

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I HATE BOYS

Source: radsanta

Anonymous asked:
A. If you could get away with one murder in your lifetime without any legal, social, or emotional repercussions, would you kill someone?

I have told my friends that the way to woo someone is to burn their crush’s house down and then console them over their lost family as an icebreaker. You tell me the answer to this question based on this info.

Source: double-takee

tsarbucks:

when the person u hate does something that makes everyone else hate them:

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Source: tsarbucks

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