So some friends and I were skyping and playing online cards against humanity when one of them starting reading these extraordinarily boring sentences. I asked after a few if he was on My Life Is Average and he said yeah. Then I found out he was reading my fb statuses from 2010 and I almost cried.
Remember my pet caterpillar Shane? Found him at church during a sermon about Satan XD. He was such a fun pet in his larval stage. He used to love to swing from my hair.
Then everything changed when he pupated. He never touched me. He just spent several months looking and acting like a turd
But it was worth it! Look at him now! He’s so fluffy I’m gonna die!! And the friendly disposition has returned! He sits on my shoulder watching The Sing Off with me. Also, he’s a she! and she just laid eggs! I can’t wait for the 2nd generation!
this dude got his own pokemon
pretty crazy how kevin jonas and I have the same name and look exactly alike
like dont I look exactly like him? its almost like someone just copied and pasted his face over mine right?
there is really no need to unfollow just because I look like Kevin Jonas
I am just as capable as the other jonas brothers